Found this in my wedding folder, must have tore it out of a magazine. Too funny!
How My Life Has Changed Since I Got Engaged
1. I lift up plates in restaurants to see which brand they are
2. My friends are now segmented in an Excel spreadsheet
3. No one asks me about my job
4. I've realized how awful a bridesmaid I was
5. I can't attend weddings without tearing apart every detail
6. People look at my hand not my face
7. I have a team of experts helping me look good
8. I'm obsessed with why people divorce
9. I can't stop drafting itineraries
10. My fiance has morphed from lover to co-CEO